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Monday, August 30, 2010

Inter-car Food Fight

Posted on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 11:52 AM

I work nights. I got myself out of bed late for work tonight, and was half awake driving down Quinpool, when a group of teenage gypsters in a shitty red Honda Civic threw a bit of hamburger through my open window as the lights at Connaught changed to green.

I have to say it was a pretty good shot, it got me right in the neck and left a little grease splatter. Obviously, I was pretty pissed as the little bastards were all staring at me through the back window, laughing. I gunned the engine and as I pulled up beside them I spit the gum in my mouth right through their passenger window and I'm almost certain it landed right in the long, curly hipster-gypsie's hair.

BOOM HEADSHOT. Fucking scene loving little poop-heads...—Juicy Fruit Sniper


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