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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The Devious Iced Slushie

Posted on Wed, Aug 4, 2010 at 11:41 AM

I work for a "coffee shop" and we serve an iced slushie that you may or may not have heard of.

For all of the fucking idiot parents that are coming in on a regular basis buying all 6 of their spoiled rotten children iced cappuccinos: you might as well be buying them four extra large double-doubles.

You stand in line and bitch about your annoying children and your soccer mom priorities, yet you're serving your children 6 bazillion cups of caffeine in this one drink... and you wonder why they're driving you fucking nuts?

Really? You're worried about drugs? I would be worried about the damn slushies... —Concerned Parent

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