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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Pissed Pedestrian

Posted on Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 3:07 PM

If I almost get run over by another one of you impatient asshole drivers, I'm going to lose my mind.

It's pretty sad when you have to risk whiplash each and every time you cross the street, making certain no one is speeding towards you. Today, I crossed the street at the intersection by the Halifax Shopping Center on the Mumford side and when I was nearly run down by yet another bitch with no concern for others, I shouted out, "Watch where you are going! and she told ME to go fuck myself.

It was truly one of those "Did that just really happen?" moments. That happen on a daily basis and there's absolutely no need for it. Do these losers not realize how scary it is to see a car speeding towards you, only to break like a foot away from your trembling legs? How much more clear do the walk signs and traffic lights have to be to slow these mother fuckers down?

I'm going to start taking license plate numbers, find these inconsiderate jerks and run as fast as I can at them, stop and yell "BOO"! at them and then walk away. Just call me the pedestrian vigilante. —Scared to Cross the Street



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