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Monday, July 19, 2010

Yet another reason to license parents

Posted on Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 10:53 PM

So you're a proud parent who has a sweet ass tat of your kids' names visible. Since you have a boy and a girl, when you left your 3 year old son alone at a table in the busy food court while taking your stroller-strapped daughter to order your meal, it wasn't hard to figure out his name.

I am really glad there were no pervs around, because in the time it took for you to get your food, someone could have gone over and said "Hi, X! I'm a friend of your mommy's. Do you know your mommy's name? That's right. She told me to come get you."

Then if your sorry ass had caught them in the act, they could use your baby momma's name and pretend they knew her to make a quick getaway.

People, seriously, NEVER turn your back on a kid in public! —I creeped myself out explaining how easily I could snatch your kid...


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