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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Reasons for not going out with you

Posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2010 at 7:25 PM

Yes, please. Please fill my fb wall with more reasons I am a bitch...

My family is on it, so they really need to see it. But then you're shocked when you get 50 comments on your bantering posts from my family defending me?

I told you why I won't go out with you. Since then you like to make your every move public, but I can too; here.

You don't have a full time job but always have money, get phone calls at stupid hours of the day and take in after-hour meetings in dark parking lots...

You have a grand total of 8 teeth. 2 of them are black. All the money you bragged about spending on the surround sound system, plasma TV and ps3 should have gone to a good dentist.

Speaking of money. I don't care. you know when I care about money?? when it's mine. I am not a material person, I never have been, I do what I can with what I have and some things have to wait.

Your family puts the fun in dysfunction. I am almost 30, if I ever told my mother to shut the fuck up, while at the dinner table with her 5 grand kids - thankfully not yours - sitting there, I would have my ass kicked. But your mother just sat there and actually shut the fuck up.

You have the people skills of a pirate and wonder why you have no friends. The people who willingly hang out with you need you for your fancy TV and fun weed, plus you'll buy them beer. Why a 32 year old man allows 16 year old girls in his apartment (and by apartment, I mean above-parents-garage loft), I have no idea.

So you are wondering why I won't go out with you, here's why: you're an idiot with no future.

I only met you through your one sane family member. And at first meeting thought you were a little hard on the head but some what cool. Then I got to know you, and I have regretted it ever since. Now how about you leave me alone. I spelled it out pretty clear, didn't even use any big words.

PS, I know it sounds like I am addicted to fb, I am not, I work too much to really pay that much attention to it. but I signed in and there was his comment with 55 comments on it from my family defending me... I need him to leave me alone so my family stops worrying. —Removed as fb friend


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