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Saturday, July 10, 2010

Hacking, coughing, sneezing, spitting

Posted on Sat, Jul 10, 2010 at 8:17 PM

I called in sick not just because I was not well enough to properly do my job but also for the consideration of my co-workers who probably don't want what I've got.

So, your little rule is that if I'm out for more than one day I need a doctors note. Are you sure a note from my mommy won't do since you seem to think I'm 12 years old?

I'm not going to wait at a doctors office for a cold so instead I will be at work coughing and sneezing on everything and everyone I see. My goal is to infect the entire office.

All I needed was one more day off then I would have the whole weekend to recover but that would just ruin your little work schedule too much, wouldn't it?

Lets see how you do when everyone calls in sick. —Sick in the Head

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