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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Magic Mountain Moron

Posted on Tue, Jun 22, 2010 at 9:51 PM

This is to the Douchefuck who thought that it would be funny to allow themselves to have dirty language sun-burnt into their back and then go out in a public place for everyone to see.

All I wanted to do was take my kids up to have a fun day at the water park. I don't think that it is too much to ask that my children (4 and 6) not be subjected to this kind of a display, but alas, that is too much of an expectation.

Trying to explain what "Fuck Yeah" means to my kids doesn't make for a more joyous of an occasion. Maybe you should keep your ginger ass out of the sun next time, because the next parent you piss off may not be so good at holding back from knocking your toolbox-y hipster glasses off your face. Sweet Jesus you looked like such an ass.

You're lucky your likely from New Brunswick, because if I saw your ass walking around Halifax, I may not bite my tongue as much as I did with my kids by me. They saw enough. —Wants To Wipe The Smug Hipster Smirk Off Your Face


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