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Monday, June 21, 2010

Attack of the Kill Bill Curse

Posted on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 11:22 PM

To the 3 young males on the 18 Saturday night, what you guys did, though technically not illegal, was morally wrong. Let me start from the beginning:

I pulled up to a bus shelter and noticed some stuff laying on a bench inside the shelter with no one around. I pulled over and started rooting through this stuff with the intention of handing it all to lost and found. As I was doing this, one of you came from the back of the bus, out the front door, and started asking me what the stuff was (there were a couple of action figures, a computer game, and a universal remote). As I'm answering, you take it and assumed (incorrectly) when I said I was going to put it in lost and found that it was now yours. As you exited the bus later on, you said to me, "Thanks for the Kill Bill stuff!"

Hindsight being what is, I should have stood up for this invisible person and refused service until I got the goods back. Sadly I did not so I shoulder a lot of the blame for someone not getting stuff that no doubt had value to them. To that person, if you're reading this, I'm sorry.

To the 3 males who decided there was nothing wrong with taking the stuff, even after I asked you to return it when you got off the bus: I curse you to a life of leaving stuff behind and having it go "missing". Only then will you know what it's like. I hope my ability to curse actually exists. —Your friendly neighbourhood PDG


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