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Saturday, June 19, 2010
You don't have to act like you're in a porno when you're in bed. Real life is not a porn. Everything in porn is fake. In my experience real sex is always better than beating off to porn, until the girl I'm sleeping with starts trying to "act" like the girls she sees in porn.
You screw up your face in a fake pout and stare unblinkingly at me in something you must think is an intense sexy stare, it's really just creepy and awkward, in some awful cases it makes me think of Ben Stiller.
Then there's the voice you do when talking dirty, it's not your natural voice, it's some fake ultra-girlish voice that makes you sound like a child, again, creepy. The voice is annoying as fuck already without you applying it to your moans as well, you end up sounding like a wounded animal, not a woman having sex.
That said, to all the ladies who do this, you are already sexy, you don't have to act like that in bed. Your faces are already beautiful without mushing them into "sexy" pouts and stares. Your voice is already sexy without altering it so that it sounds high pitched and unnatural. Just be yourselves. —ADR