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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Only Logical Explanation

Posted on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 11:40 AM

To the leprechaun, pixie, or other mythical sprite who has been fucking shit up in my home for the last week, what did I do to incur your wrath?

First you download "Fuck My Dirty Shithole #6: Shithole'd Me She Was Horny" onto my computer and now you're stealing clothes.

ENOUGH!

I will leave a gift of milk and sweet tarts in the closet. Take them. And leave me the fuck alone! —Born-Again Cryptozoologist

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