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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Keep your negativity to yourself

Posted on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 3:34 PM

You are an ignorant cow. Everything that comes out of your mouth is a veiled or outright insult.

I've had enough with the comments on how when I'm your age I'll start gaining weight and have saggy tits and wrinkles and grey hair and my kids will hate me and end up as failures because I let them get away with too much.

I'm not you. You started saying this 25 years ago... I'm only 8 years younger than you and so far none of this has happened NONE! I'm not overweight, my tits look great, I barely have laugh lines let alone the bags and wrinkles that mark up your face. My last child is graduating high school this year and will be going to England to study environmental sciences, my eldest has her own business in holistic therapy and my middle child (remember you said she was the typical underachieving middle child?) is in Africa completing her thesis on women's roles in tribal based cultures.

When I drove my car to work you said I was polluting the environment and when my kids moved out and I downsized to a condo I started walking or biking to work (occasionally the bus) so now you think I can't afford a car.

Maybe if you didn't sit behind a desk all day and got a job that gave you a bit of exercise you wouldn't look like a slob. All you do at work is play solitaire and go on your little message boards so other negative jerks can agree with you.

Stop quoting your fake message board friends, too. No one cares that XXX_123 thinks you're awesome. He isn't real. He lies just like you do when you go on those boards.

And remember when my kids were little and you said they would hate me in their teens and twenties... they just paid for a family cruise for us for Christmas. I guess I must have done OK. —Positive outlooker

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