Listen asshole, you are an arrogant condescending fuckwad.

You asked me to find the rough copies of the files that were in progress so I found them and placed them in your in box while you were talking on the phone. You saw me place them there so when you came to my desk two hours later, silently took me by the arm and led me to your in box and asked what the files were doing there... well, you looked like a fucking idiot.

When I said, "Those are the rough copies you asked for" you did a LONG phony laughing fit, slumping in your chair, pretending you couldn't breathe, waving me off when I started to speak... really, bad acting by the way.

Then you said, "Oh God, that was funny... sorry, I just didn't know you really couldn't comprehend that I wanted you to type the rough copies, spell check them and send them to me by e-mail."

WTF! Why didn't you fucking say that in the first place. and then you said, "when X works with me she just does that." Well, la-dee-dah for good old mind reading X. I also don't appreciate the threat to shape up or you would have to talk to human resources about their decision to hire me.

I meant what I said when I told you that if you want me to do something than you will need to let me know what that is and not expect me to read your or X's mind. I also meant it when I told you that you can come off as condescending and that I don't appreciate being ridiculed especially by someone who is not my superior.

I got news for you buddy... X isn't here anymore and if you want to go to human resources, fine by me. I was already warned by several people that you're an officious little prick and since they recruited me to shape up this company from the hot mess you got them into, I doubt you'll get very far with them. —Not Your Secretary