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Thursday, May 20, 2010

To my dumbshit ex-roommate

Posted on Thu, May 20, 2010 at 11:06 AM

Gee, you got pregnant after bitching that birth control was too expensive... Babies are free now?

So now you are FINALLY moving the hell out of my house, but now you can't lift anything because you're pregnant... I didn't ask you to run the Blue Nose Marathon, I asked you to move your own laundry basket. You will live. And so will the provinces new financial responsibility you have so graciously bred.

So a message to you: I have been pregnant too. I know it feels like crap 90% of the time. You are pregnant, not completely immobile. Unless your doctor, and i mean DOCTOR not paranoid mother, tells you to go on bed rest. So start picking up after yourself.

It wasn't the goodness of god that blessed you with a child. This was you and a man of your choice, who have created this child. And if you are playing the "I'm Pregnant! Every one is my bitch!" card It's not gonna play out too much longer. Someone will tell you to fuck off.

And then if you can't be bothered to take a moment of responsibility for yourself, like say, putting your dirty dishes in the sink. What the hell makes you think you can convince family and Children's services? You already have a complaint with them and the kid isn't even gonna be here till September. What makes you think you can convince them that you are going to be a fit parent for this kid when you are the one acting like a child?

Yeah there are days where you feel like hot garbage and every one deserves a break but suddenly not being able to sweep the floor anymore and not being able to fold laundry and not wanting to take the bus anywhere so everyone has to screw up their schedules so they can shuttle your ass with out even a thank you.

And another thing. The hormones you get while being pregnant like to sit in that "MANNERS" part of your brain. You never were the one to be overly polite on a good day but I would at least get a thank you out of you. Now I am lucky if you respond at all. I am your friend - the only one who wanted to help you in the first place and now you are treating me like I should just blindly worship you because you are too stupid for a condom.

Suck it up. You're pregnant. Women have been having babies for a very long time in very diverse... and sometimes dangerous and unsanitary conditions. Lifting your own laundry will not case you any harm... considering you're a fucking smoker. You can poison the kid with no problem but you can't reach up to get your own coffee cup? Grow up. Your child needs you to be the adult. —Congratulations... i think

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