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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Pube-on-the-seat avoidance techniques

Posted on Wed, May 5, 2010 at 10:38 PM

This is not a manual. In two easy steps, you too can learn how not to leave your pubic hair on the toilet seat.

Number one: Shave or trim your long, curly bastards so they don't fall onto the seat in the first place.

Number two: If the first option is undesirable to you, simply CHECK THE FUCKING SEAT ONCE YOU STAND UP AND WIPE IT THE FUCK OFF!!!!

This wouldn't be a biggie if it didn't happen every day in every public or office toilet. —I'm leaving a hot wax strip in place of your next pube...

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