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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Finger Lickin' Good

Posted on Sat, Apr 10, 2010 at 6:40 PM

Why does this place stay open at night? This is the third time in a row that I have gone in after work (usually about 1 hour to 1/2 hour before they close) and asked for a bucket of chicken, only to be told that they none.

The first time, I just left disgusted. The second time when I said, you have no chicken?! They said, Well, we have chicken but there is none cooked. When I said I would wait, they said it wouldn't be ready until after their close time, so they couldn't do it. So, once again, I left disgusted.

But this time, I said, Why do you stay open, if you aren't going to serve chicken? They said, well, we have other stuff. So, I said, Oh. Well, then, I'd like to order a pizza. They said, We don't have pizza. So I said, well then, give me a hamburger. They said, We don't serve hamburgers here. So I said, Well, what do you serve here? They said, Chicken.

I couldn't help myself, I had to say it, Well then, I'll have chicken. They said, We have no chicken.

I know it sounds too ridiculous to be true, but it really went down this way. At least when I left this time, I left laughing. Still, never again.—There's a hole in the bucket

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