To the lovely girl at the circulation desk of a major university library on saturday morning: you were the most unpleasant person I have encountered all month. From your refusal to answer me and look up from your computer to your sneer and eye-roll when i asked you if you could please grab some more staples for the stapler, your rudeness and awful demeanor stunned me. Perhaps try working somewhere that doesn't require interaction with people? —Unimpressed