The real opiate of the masses
Posted
on Sat, Mar 13, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Damn you, coffee, damn you! I've tried many times to like you, but why when you're only bearable when in 1:3 ratio with milk and sugar? Yet we live in a world of coffee drinkers, and because of your domination, coffee, I've been at many a meeting where you're the only hot drink available because "everyone" drinks you. Because of you, people look at me like a deviant when I ask for tea. Because of you, there's a nasty taste in all my travel mugs because my roomies fill them with you and leave it for hours. Worst is that as much as I hate you, we could never live without you because all of the java junkies who keep the world running would let civilization fall down about our ears. We ain't friends, Joe. —Ticked-Off TIF (Tea In First)