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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Little douche coup

Posted on Tue, Mar 9, 2010 at 1:02 PM

To the self-important douchenozzle driving the black Corvette with the vanity plate on Highway 102 this morning: While I recognize that you feel that you are superior to other vehicles on the road (and probably compensating for something), driving behind someone and flashing your lights to get them to pull out of your way is fucking idiotic. There's a speed limit, follow it—like the rest of the traffic on the highway.

I realize that the weather has been nice lately and you feel the need to take your car out of storage and flaunt yourself around like a peacock, but here's friendly reminder for you: It's still March in Nova Scotia and for every kilometre of road, there's two kilometers of ditches, so here's hoping that you find yourself in a ditch sooner rather than later, fucktard. —Pissed-Off Commuter

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