I don't want to be your friend anymore. All you do is complain. Every time I see you, you say you're worried we are drifting apart. Perhaps we are, but by saying that you are putting the burden on me to save the friendship, and quite frankly I don't have the time. If you want to be friends, be fun, don't add another burden. But quite frankly I'm done with it anyway, we are just different people who like different food, people, places, music and ways of living. Why don't you see that? —How Do You Break Up with a Friend?