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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Welcome to our hotel, How may I...

Posted on Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 4:39 PM

I work in the hotel industry..and all I have to start with is FUCK OFF YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!!

1) If you have a simple in-room issue, like heat/ac, TV,lamp,etc...please call for maintenance help, we can fix the small issue in 5 mins or less if you call...but if you fume and bitch during your whole stay without telling us the actual issue until after you check out..NO! we cannot help you NOW ,yes, that means I will NOT be comping your night...idiot, for something like a lamp.

2) I understand that your company has a contract with us, but no I cannot do you special favors...so do NOT get mad at me when I cannot do these stupid special favors...why are YOU so much more important and entitled than our other guests, that YOU who do not pay a cent to us can make such IGNORANT demands????? fuck you, you are considered the lowest form of guest to us..so fuck off..we are only nice to you cause our contract says we have to be..do NOT call me RUDE when I cannot upgrade you because you are a cunt who wants special attention...pay for it like the rest!

3) When I say to you "I am sorry, we are sold out that night" that usually means..get this..WE ARE SOLD OUT!...no I do not have a room tucked aside, no it doesn't mean a few extra $$$ will help..what does your extra $$$ buy ME?? NOTHING!!!! so stop screaming at me..I cannot change the occupancy for you!!!! And last..Im sorrrrrrrryyyyyy that the weather is bad and that your early AM flight is delayed and that your luggage was lost and your day is ruined and somehow...even though it has nothing to do with me,that your whole entire life is ruined because of ME!..Im so glad, as you must be, that I got in trouble because you are an inconsolable cunt who needs to bitch about nothing at all important so much that I may lose my job,simply because you had a bad day..and all I could do was say " Welcome to The **** ****** Hotel..how may I assist you"

---No, that is not included in your rate

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