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Friday, February 12, 2010

Kings of the Biceps

Posted on Fri, Feb 12, 2010 at 4:35 PM

Dear gym rats with massive arms and scrawny bodies and legs:
Why don't you, your 3 buddies, and your litres of Gatorade G2 take your bicep curling out of the damn squat rack so the real men and real women can, I don't know, SQUAT?
We all know that curls are for the girls, and what have you, but you're wasting valuable gym space with your size medium tshirts with the sleeves cut off.
And take it easy with the Axe Body Spray and/or hair gel. It smells like the Jersey Shore house in the damn weightroom.

---DJ Paulie D

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