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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

To the Fuckface in a Car on Portland Street

Posted on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 3:43 PM

Fuckface, you who were driving the car on Portland Street on Feb 9th around 9pm near the Ultramar in Woodland, you are a fuckface.

You fucking threw your fucking empty Tim Horton's Iced Cappuccino cup out your fucking window and hit me in the chest as I was walking with my husband. Do you have any fucking idea how hard a cup filled with ice thrown from a moving vehicle can hit someone? It really fucking hurt.

I'm fucking lucky I had on several layers and it only hit my chest. If I didn't have all those layers on (the top layer of which is now covered with your disgusting cappuccino juice) I would have been injured. Or if you had thrown it higher or if I had been shorter (or a kid) and it hit me in the face? It could have hit me in the face and damaged my eyes.

I'm sure as you sped off you thought the entire fucking thing was hilarious and that nothing could be done to you but you forget that you threw it at me right in front of the Ultramar's security cameras, douchebag.

---Person Who Hates Fuckface Dartmouth Drivers

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