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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Hyperbole Is Genius!

Posted on Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 1:09 PM

You know what I hate? When somebody says something is awesome. Or genius. Or epic. Or 1 Billion percent. If I hear/read about how something is pure "genius", and clearly isn't, I'm gonna snap. Look, Stephen Hawking is a genius. Noam Chomsky is a genius. That guy who got drunk at the party last week after doing 18 shots of Vodka does not qualify him as a genius. If he finds another dimension, then we'll talk. Until then, stop degrading the English language and buy a thesaurus.
---I Swear If I Hear "dude, that's pure genius" I'm gonna...

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