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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Blocking you at the Yield Sign

Posted on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 2:06 PM

Thank you for your irrational display of anger fueled road rage you performed this morning at 7:50am in your company van. I'm sure your company would love to have seen it too. It made my friend and I laugh so hard. Thanfully I was able to point out to you and your wife twice with my first finger from inside my Saab that you have a YIELD sign, which means I have the right of way, so I didn't feel the least bit guilty when I blocked your ugly Dodge Caravan as you tried to force your way in front my my car. I was so hoping you'd hit my car just for the joy it would bring knowing you'd have been the one at fault so I could laugh some more in your face. I hope you enjoyed waiting behind me at the red light. The way you sped away only made us laughe harder knowing we made your day and raised your blood pressure. Enjoy your anger. See you next time at the YIELD sign. :)
---Bow down and YIELD to my SAAB

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