You clearly have children, and have decided to forgo any form of parenting and allow them to behave like little shits. I can tell based on the level of noise that comes from above me. I can hear your children running back and forth, back and forth, jumping onto and off of the furniture. I can also hear you stomp around in your boots and move furniture around at ten o'clock on a weeknight for some obscure reason.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that you have no idea how loud you're being. But my god, man! I don't think it takes an intelligence contest to winner to realize that perhaps the level of noise you and your family create may be unacceptable.

I'm one boot stomp away from complaining to the superintendent. I don't want to, because I don't want to be one of "those" people, but enough is enough and I'm tired of being woken up all hours of the night because you've decided to reconfigure your bedroom layout.

--Relatively Peaceful and Respectful Tenant