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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear girls I pick up from bars/clubs and sleep with:

Posted on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 10:07 AM

Yes, I know we had just met a few hours beforehand and I just picked you up from a bar/club and we had a random, drunken, meaningless fuck that probably didn't mean much, but don't lie to me the next morning and say you want to keep in touch when you don't and won't get back to me. If you don't want to see me again, fine, just say so, or even at least strongly hint by saying "yeah, maybe I'll see you around some time." (Thank you to the girls who are honest!). Don't tell me you definitely want to keep in touch and hang out again if you don't want to. Don't give me your number (or a fake one) but then never respond to my calls or texts. I'm not being clingy here, I just want some honesty from women! And I know that bars and clubs aren't the best way to meet good women, fine, but it's the only way I know at the moment. Also, I'm confused with women and even myself a little. Isn't it guys who usually just want to sleep with women then never see them again? Isn't it women usually complaining about this? Well, here's a guy who doesn't just want to fuck you but also wants to get to know you (albeit later) as well! I'm not that bad of a lover and if you think I am, tell me. I can improve.
Finally, let's be explicitly honest here: you had those very same lips you kiss your mother with on my penis and balls while I had the lips I kiss my mother with on your vagina. I had my private part in your private part over and over perhaps several thousand times over the course of an hour or so. I penetrated you and we both enjoyed it. You left scratches all over me. I jizzed all over you. The least we could do is have lunch.
---An honest, nice guy

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