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Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Dear dirtbag guy at a party.
Thanks for being tougher than me. It was fun when I knew it was impossible to defend my cigarettes honour. You took it out of my mouth and crushed it below your massively hugemongous feet and flexed your arm muscles extra big. It frightened me and caused my smoke a lot of pain. Part of me wishes you could have been more gentle with my cigarette...perhaps allowing me to delicately smoke it's preciousness out of it's sweet sweet oh so sexy filter. You said "smokers are jokers" after angrily/flexily crushing my smoke. I disagree. You are the joker. However your jokes are not funny. And your muscles are tiny in comparison to my friend Arnold Shwarze...nagger? He could crush you. If he didn't live so far away he would have. He told me. Twice.
So in the future, do not crush my smoke you tough guy. You have your muscles to look cool. The only thing I have going for me is a better haircut and an addiction to nicotine. Let me be cool. Jerk.
---Guy with addiction to Nicotine