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Monday, January 11, 2010

Orange you glad

Posted on Mon, Jan 11, 2010 at 3:51 PM

You've been out on Spring Garden recruiting for your cult every Saturday since the summer. And every Saturday I studiously ignore you, subordinating my right to freedom of expression to your right to freedom of faith and the rights of innocent bystanders not to hear bad words. DON'T SPEAK TO ME, I'M NOT INTERESTED!. My Sweet Lord! how many times does a person have to sneer before you get the message.There's no doubt about who you are or what you believe. If a person really wanted to join your club or buy some of your groovy literature they would approach you or at least smile, and make eye contact. On the other hand, If I'm stomping up the sidewalk, with my eyes fixed on the horizon and an expression on my face which suggests that I've just snorted a line of Halifax Harbor then I'm obviously not going to give you so much as kopeck or a nanosecond of my time. And no, I'm not ripping on you because you're a low risk target, a bunch of tubercular vegetarian stick aliens who've probably taken some asinine vow of non-violence. Believe me George Harrison, if you were trying to lecture me about the evils of evolution, the joys of polygamy, the job satisfaction of smuggling an ass-bomb onto an airliner or the money to be made procuring young boys for the local bishopric I'd be just as contemptuous of you. And just as uninterested.
You have nothing to say that I want to hear. Yes, I'm ignorant. Yes, I'm narrow-minded. Yes, I'm probably deeply unhappy.
And you are e-coli in an orange toga and never the twain shall meet, so keep your twain off my frigging twacks.
---Ivan Sonofabitch Maksimumpissedov. - Again

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