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Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Mail Thief
To the mail thief at my apartment building:
You may think you're clever, copying the key to the parcel box so that you can get to everyone's Christmas presents before they do, but your big mistake was leaving half of the bag of stuff my mother sent to my girlfriend outside of your apartment with the trash. Sure, you managed to pawn my Doctor Who DVD before I caught on, but by the time you read this, I'll have caught you in the act, and I'll make sure I haven't had a cigarette, so I'll be extra, extra angry.
---Waiting at the mailbox
You may think you're clever, copying the key to the parcel box so that you can get to everyone's Christmas presents before they do, but your big mistake was leaving half of the bag of stuff my mother sent to my girlfriend outside of your apartment with the trash. Sure, you managed to pawn my Doctor Who DVD before I caught on, but by the time you read this, I'll have caught you in the act, and I'll make sure I haven't had a cigarette, so I'll be extra, extra angry.
---Waiting at the mailbox
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