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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

They all say it, "He's hot, but..."

Posted on Tue, Dec 1, 2009 at 11:52 AM

You're nearing thirty. You toil around in a brewery, and gay it up as us gays usually do on the weekend. That's fine, but... yeah, some people think you're hot, but behind the tats, some of the muscles, the piercings and facial hair, there's still a lanky geek with a weak chin. You're trying to forget those painful, awkward high school years by building a super-masculine, king-shit attitude and image. Some of the town bicycles think you're an even bigger bicycle than they are. You've been ridden by more people longer, rougher, faster and you've been put away wet. You can't keep doing this, you have crow's feet now! Be nicer to the baby gays, be a gentleman! We'll stop warning each other about you then.
---Growling Gay Needs A Growler

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