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Monday, November 30, 2009

Classical Conditioning

Posted on Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 7:27 AM

Why did my body have to learn to associate me starting the coffee machine with taking a shit? Every freakin' day, I go to make a coffee, and suddenly I feel a bowel movement. I either have to ignore it, or listen to it and let my coffee sit and get cold in the pot while I'm on the pot. Does the coffee machine sound like someone farting or something? This doesn't make any sense!
---101 Psych

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