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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Abduct this...

Posted on Thu, Nov 26, 2009 at 9:32 AM

Did anyone else hear about the elderly couple from Pictou accused with attempted abduction because they waved at a child from their car on the way into a store?

Some numbtyfuck called the cops when they entered the grocery store, and on the way out, they were stopped in the parking lot, taken to the police station and "questioned extensively" in "separate interrogation rooms".

I understand it's better to be safe than sorry, but seriously, calling the cops because people WAVED at a kid? What's next?

And people wonder why our society is full of "unfriendly" people who completely ignore each other.

My favorite idiotic quote on the story was the cop who said "We were satisfied no abduction took place."

Wow, thanks Captain Obvious - they waved at a kid in the parking lot and went to buy groceries, you showed up at their car on the way out of the store, and all they had was a few bags of groceries, OBVIOUSLY they didn't kidnap the kid, unless of course they had him carved up in the meat department and individually wrapped in cellophane, but I betcha didn't think of *that*. Fucking asshat.

---Obviously someone abducted common sense...

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