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Monday, November 16, 2009

Ever walked out to your car?

Posted on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Have you ever walked out to your car in the morning and noticed that you had left your door unlocked? And as you get closer to your car you hope that everything is still where you left it? Well this afternoon I was walking to my car and noticed the door was unlocked and wondered if everything was still in my car. Thankfully everything was still where it was supposed to be. Then I noticed something new that was not there the night before. The only scenario I can come up with is durring someones journey home from a downtown bar or a house party started to feel the final drink of the night start to come back, and as they passed my car it would stay down no longer and reached for the door handle. As the door opened the haunting shot flew out of their mouth along with what appeared to be angel hair pasta with meat sauce to find its new home in the front seat of my car.
So if you had a nice pasta dinner and a few drinks on Friday night and were not feeling well on the walk home. I would first like to ask that next time you feel like you are going to be ill you find a nice bush, and second thank you for closing the door once you finished.
---Thankfull nothing was missing

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