Horrible roads. I hate the fucking roads, half the drivers couldn't tell their ass from their head, the cyclists want the best of both worlds and the university students are like little retarded lemmings running off a cliff. It's the only place where in one day you can have some jackass scratch your car while trying to parrallel park, break an axle on a pothole you could fit a small baby in all because you were avoiding the driver who seems to be doing everything but driving, have a cop stop you for not wearing a seatbelt and ticket you, while assuming you're a drug dealer because your cars a piece of shit and accusing you of having drugs stashed in a crushed quizno's cup...
---annonymous