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Sunday, November 1, 2009

To the guy who sat behind me and put gum on my coat.

Posted on Sun, Nov 1, 2009 at 10:44 AM

This is to the guy who sat behind me, and basically acted like an obnoxious idiot for the whole bus ride on the 20 downtown Friday night. I know what you look like. I know what you sound like. I know your the one that put gum on the back of my jacket; and I can assure you with complete confidence that you will learn your lesson accordingly. It might not be today, it might not be tomorrow...but rest assured...I look forward to our next encounter. I bought a 3 pack of gum...and when I see you, I'm going to chew the entire works at one time, and you know exactly where I plan to put it!
---Chew's gum with vengefull anticipation!!!


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