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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
dumb waiters
dear people who are waiting to get on the elevator;
why must you stand in the middle of the door, making it impossible for me to get off the elevator. you have all of that room outside the little hanging box, an entire floor at your disposal, in which you can wait to be shuttled to your desired location, while i only have about the width of the door to stand in. couldn't you wait a little off to the side, i promise the door will stay open long enough for me to get out of the way and for you to get in. it seems like a much better idea than you just walking into me like i'm in the way, or not even there; even though there is only one way in and out and you are taking your half of it out of the middle.
---sliding door dancer
why must you stand in the middle of the door, making it impossible for me to get off the elevator. you have all of that room outside the little hanging box, an entire floor at your disposal, in which you can wait to be shuttled to your desired location, while i only have about the width of the door to stand in. couldn't you wait a little off to the side, i promise the door will stay open long enough for me to get out of the way and for you to get in. it seems like a much better idea than you just walking into me like i'm in the way, or not even there; even though there is only one way in and out and you are taking your half of it out of the middle.
---sliding door dancer
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