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Friday, October 16, 2009

Is it all bun and no burger?

Posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2009 at 10:10 AM

So you've got a great ass. Or even a not so great ass, whatever.

Regardless of your ass-status, its time to start covering it up again. You've all gotten the maximum mileage out of the super tight yoga pants trend and it was quite novel there for a while, but now I'm on ass overload.

This has nothing to do with who looks good in this particular garment or not. Good for you if you won the genetic lottery or just plain work hard in the gym or just wear whatever society says you should wear. All shapes and sizes are rockin the LL's. It doesn't have to do with any prudishness on my part either. No, this about what makes a woman really attractive, rather than just a "hottie".

Mystery.

Where is the fuckin mystery ladies?

Don't you want to hold a little bit back? To keep something you only share with a special someone, something(s)to be half divined in a darkened bedroom and to only be taken out when the situation demands it? There is such a thing as too much of a good thing.

Is it special? Is it amazing? Yes, it is.

But its not the only thing to be focused on. Remember its one part of a much more beautiful and important whole. That being you. Remember you?

I know what you're thinking, "I am so much more than my butt you jerk, eyes up here!" I agree, but it doesn't work that way. YOU KNOW THAT. Whatever YOUR motivations or desires are, they mean nothing in the context of the over-sexxed mind of a 21st century hetero male. It actually just makes the problem worse, like refining fuel from corn...but I digress. You wonder why you get stared at...I wonder why it seems to upset you, YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE, neither is your butt! When its just out there no straight guy is looking at YOU, they're looking at you're ass. Simple fact. You're just an ass with legs to most guys. Its like hypnotizing chickens, easy, instantaneous and inevitable.

I'm actually not convinced that for some of you its not just a bit of a fuck you to the rest of the femmes who have to see it and be green with envy.

---thankyougoodnight

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