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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Not into that kind of folk dance

Posted on Sun, Sep 27, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Dear Creeper,

I get that we were on the dance floor at the Jenocide release party, and for Gus's the floor was PACKED. But I had only met 2 hours prior to this transaction, and was made entirely uncomfortable. All the other strangers on the dance floor didnt feel the need to follow by your example. DO not bump and grind on a strange girls hips. When she takes a dramatic step away from you, do not move in closer yet again. Do not rub her shoulders and her back, especially if she freezes up and looks as though she is resisting the urge to throw up. And if she walks away from you mid sentance it probably means you've crossed every other line and the only way she can get through to you, short of kicking you in the face, is to walk away from you repeatedly.

You made what was supposed to be a fun night out, more than a little uncomfortable. Next time, just chill the fuck out and stop acting like a desperate puppy.

---Almost went home with the closing act, to get away from you

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