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Friday, August 28, 2009

I HATE MY BROTHER

Posted on Fri, Aug 28, 2009 at 2:35 PM

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

HE'S SUCH A FUCKING LOSER!!! ALL HE DOES IS SKATEBOARD ALL FUCKING DAY AND WATCH SKATEBOARDING VIDEOS AND LOOK AT SKATEBOARDING PICTURES AND WASTE HIS LIFE!!! HE'S AS SKINNY AS A POLE AND DOESN'T EVEN FEED HIMSELF!! HE LOAFS ALL DAY LONG WHEN HE'S NOT SKATEBOARDING AND CALLS ME A FAG ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON!!! HE'S SUCH A LOSER!!!! IF HE DIED I WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT HIS FUNERAL. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHIING....LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT ONE MORE YEAR AND I'M OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COMING BACK HE CAN ROT IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE. MOM DONT TELL ME TO BE NICE TO HIM ANYMORE BECAUSE HES SUCH A GODDAMN LOSER!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!! IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SKATEBOARDING VIDEO HE WATCHED ID BE FUCKING RICH!!! IT JUST NEVER ENDS1!!! UGGGH I HATE HIM SO SOS SOSOSOSOS MUCH!!! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! I COME HOME AND HE'S SITTING THERE, I DRIVE BY IN THE CENTER AND HE'S SKATEBOARDING THERE, HE'S JUST SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!! A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSER
LOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLOSERLSER....

AND HE'S SO LAZY!!!!!! HE ASKS ME TO FUCKING GET STUFF FOR HIM~!! WHAT??? WHY WOULD I EVER GET ANYTHING FOR YOU??? DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR A CHANGE INSTEAD OF OBSESSING...I think he has OCD. I really do. He watches goddamn skateboarding videos all day long so much that it scares me, how much someone can stare at a screen for so long. I hope he dies so he can't watch anymore skateboarding videos in heaven. Or maybe he'll go to hell. That would be better. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH OMGO OMG ONE TIME WE WENT ON A SAFARI AND WE WERE LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, WELL I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS, BUT THEN I LOOKED OVER AND HE'S STARING AT HIS CELL PHONE!!! WTF!!! AND THEN IT GETS WORSE I LEANED OVER TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING AND A MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING VIDEO WAS ON!!!!!

OMGOMAOGA;DHJGAHR[AOJWO HES SUCH A LOSER I CANNOT STAND IT I WOULD RATER TAPE UP MY WHOLE FACE THAN STARE AT HIM FOR MORE THAN 2 SECONDS AND HE IS SO UGLY HE SHOULD JUST STICK HIS FACE IN TAR AND THEN PUT FEATHERS ON IT!!

O AND ANOTHER THING...HE USED TO BE POPULAR AND STUFF AND GO OUT WITH PRETTY GIRLS BUT ONCE HE STARTED SKATEBOARDING NO NONO THAT WAS ALLL GONE!!!!! HE LOST ALL HIS POPULAR FRIENDS AND GIRLS AND IS HANGING OUT IWTH LOSER KIDS!!!! WTF!!!! HIS FREIDNS DONT EVEN TALK THERE SO WEIRD AND THEIR JUST AS OBSESSED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SKATEBOARDING AS HE IS!!! OMG I JUST WANT THEM ALL TO EMBARRASES THEMSELVES IN FRONT OF MEGAN FOX!!! THEN THEY WILL WANT TO DIE!!! OOH I HOPE MEGAN FOX SAYS TO THEM: YOU'RE ALL LOSERS B/C YOU SKATEBOARD I WOULD NEVER DATE TWERPS LIKE YOU GUYS....AND THEN THEIR SELF ESTEEM WOULD DIE AND THEY WOULD SHAVE THEIR HEADS...OMG I HATE THEM ALL I HATE ALL SKATEBOARDERS ALL THEY DO IS FALLOON THEIR FACES AND FAIL.....WTF!!!!!!!!!

---I HATE MY BROTHER

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