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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Driving me Crazy!!!!

Posted on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 4:30 PM

Alright!!! Attention all R'tard'd drivers out there (you know who you are). Get off the damn road if you are (a) driving slower than cold molasses on a winter’s day going up hill, get off the damn road!!!! (b) If you don’t know how to tell the difference between certain traffic signs, get off the damn road!!!! If you see a shitload of traffic behind you refer to (a). If you slow down on the highway (while a shitload of traffic is behind you) to let people merge refer to (b). You have insurance, so do the other drivers, (c) it’s ok to go through a green light during a busy street, you don’t have to stop and look both ways, if someone T-Bones you sue their asses!!! Why? Because they did not refer to (b). If (d) someone is bitching at you, i.e. back seat driver, they could be either complaining about (a, b, or c) or that their heads are up their asses {Refer to (c)}. Lastly, know your surroundings!!!! Don’t come into my area driving like Miss Daisy……Get off the damn road!!!!!!

--- -Ucos An’accident-

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