Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest
and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be
edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.
They're yappy, they're ugly, they're aggressive, and no, owner, just 'cause the damn thing is bearing its teeth at me does not mean it is saying "hi". Get a Golden Retriever already and spread the love.