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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I Don't Want To Smell Your Rancid Anus

Posted on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Stop farting in the aisles of department stores, supermarkets, etc. After you drop your guts and run away, people like me unknowingly walk through the miasmic cloud and almost vomit from the stench of your colon. Worse still, other people come by and glare at ME, thinking I'm the one who churned out that putrid gas.

At least go the the fucking bathroom to fart if you can't make it outside in time!

---LittleWifey

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