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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mister sophisticated, lick my ass.

Posted on Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 5:02 PM

I despise you.

I really do. You come into class with your strategically placed horn rimmed glasses, your 'classic tees' decored with Andy Warhol insignias and words that say 'Reunite Pangea', (fucking give me a break) you talk in loads of advanced language and sophisticated vocabulary that doesn't even MEAN what you're trying to say, (dumbass), and you just got a tattoo on your forearm of the Golden Ratio, which you say loudly, ''Signifies the ultimate form of all things beautiful" in your faggy little voice. And you smoke to ''complete your look''. While chewing on your matches.

YOU
DO
NOT
LIVE
IN
THE
GODDAMN
1970'S!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET WITH THE TIMES. DORK.

---grumblegrumble.

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