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Friday, June 12, 2009

The Oatmeal Regime

Posted on Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 4:58 PM

I'm absolutely sick of the lack of taste and colour in our oatmeal regime. I'm worried that Canada will ooze into a flaky, pasty Fascist oatmeal-ism, Scottish-style, based on my experiences this year in Halifax. Lack of looks, lack of hilarity, lack of tunefulness, and lack of reading ability worry me particularly. What happens when a little Mr. McHitler is launched from some old @!$% into our schools and bakeries, and becomes the Dry Cherry on the top of our Oatmeal regime?

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---Colonel Pops

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