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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Ugly whore

Posted on Tue, May 26, 2009 at 8:13 PM

Enough with your beach ball sized, lopsided boobs practically falling out of your shirt, your torn jean shorts up to your bikini line, your thong riding up to your neck, and your incessant whining banter. Did I mention your beak is bigger than Big Bird's? You have the most impossibly ugly face, I think I have ever seen in my entire life. I honestly don't understand how someone can be born with such an ugly face. Yet it wouldn't be so bothersome if you didn't act so dizty and idiotic. You brought weed filled brownies into school the other day and offered them to everyone, you smoke in the bathrooms, your voice could be recorded into a doll, and your caked on makeup smears everywhere. If you skip classes all the time and get failing marks, why the fuck are you even here? Please, go hose yourself down and start over again because right now you're going nowhere. The only thing you'd be successful at is being either a drug dealer or a prostitute.

---Eyes severely sored enough.

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