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Sunday, May 17, 2009
Food gets stuck in facial hair. They smell of whatever you have just eaten and breathed all over them. I would gag if one got too close to me. Just say NO and give your lover a kissable face. You might be a Rabbi or Dumbledore or Nietzsche or the guy who invented Wikipedia. You might even be a woman (but I won't go there). You can be the nicest person in the whole world (I still love you dad... ) but your beard is EWWWW GROSS!!!
---Soupy
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