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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Cellphone Hags

Posted on Thu, May 14, 2009 at 9:22 PM

What I can't stand more than anything else is that I cannot even ride the bus in realitive peace anymore. Every sista and wannabe sista with a cellphone, blackberry and the like downloading the shittiest fucking tunes and letting them ring for the entire length of the song. Answer the bloody phone already. No one wants to hear your idea of "good music".

And another thing, when you do decide to answer whoever it is that's stupid enough to be calling your sorry asses in the first place do us all a favour and speak softly. There is abso-fucking-lutely NO REASON for any of ya'll to flap your gums louder than gunfire. Noone cares that Bob or Cornelius, Gunther, Seamus or whoever fucked your former BFF. She's a slut. He's a slut. You're a slut. Get over it.

--- Gotta renew my license

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