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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

FUCK INSECTS

Posted on Tue, May 5, 2009 at 12:15 PM

Goddamn you fuckers, flying hellions with your acute sense of vision. I was biking along at a lovely 17km/h when all of a sudden, a giant whatchamacallit bug flies directly into my left eye. Good thing I pulled on the brakes quickly enough before I almost ran into a tree. I spent almost twenty minutes plucking the dead bloody thing out of my upper eyelid and probably contracted some disease in the process...and now have a swelled up meatball for my interview tomorrow. Thanks for nothing you festering, pointless little creatures from HELL.

--- dino (or was)

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