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Thursday, April 30, 2009

My Fish Is Bigger Than Your Fish...Na Na Na!

Posted on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 1:03 PM

I'm sure many have seen the "Jesus Fish" or whatever it is actually called on the back of cars. Why the need to advertise your religion...I don't know. I thought it was personal.

Of course, there would be a response. The "Darwin Fish" lets call it. You know, a Jesus Fish with legs and Darwin written on the body. Call it a "Darwin Amphibian" for all I care.

What do I see twice in the past two days. A new fish on two different cars. This is a bigger Jesus Fish, with TRUTH written on its body, eating the Darwin Fish.

Kind of funny...for a second, tit for tat. Then you think about it. The Creation vs. Evolution battle being fought on the backs of vehicles now?

Seriously, WTF? Prediction: A "Fact" fish eating the "Truth" fish with 6 months.

On a side note...why do the younger generations lap this creationist shit up? I can understand older generations based on the history and significance of religion in this province. But really, haven't we learned anything over the years what with fossils and carbon dating. Most of us don't really believe in unicorns and pixies and werewolves, so why do we still believes in the fantasy of a white bearded old man god and his pale white middle-eastern born son condemning the unrighteous to an imaginary hell, while subservience equals heaven. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think that was the intended theme of the Bible.

I mean seriously...WTF? Spirituality is great but...forget it...

---Annoyed Agnostic

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