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Monday, April 20, 2009
You suck.
Today, I heard a catcall/whistle from a balcony above. I didn't respond and continued to walk. "Bitch," I heard, again from above. From a balcony full of your typical university gentlemen. Yeah right.
Did you expect me to turn, bat my lashes and say, "Thanks, handsome."
That's not going to happen. You have no right to expect that. The only way you can call me a bitch for a neutral response is if you anticipated I would call you out in LTWWB. Somehow I doubt your ape brain is telepathic, so shut your sasquatch mouth.
The second part of this bitch is for the pair of idiots who walked into a certain coffee house and lined up behind me. "Man, you rate girls too?" one grunted. "Yeah," the other responded enthusiastically. "Everywhere I go. But when there's a crowd of them it's like five, five, eight, seven, three, four."
Then, when a girl walked in front of you, you had the nerve to laugh and loudly say, "Five!"
I'm sure she heard your snorts and grunts, you dirty pigs.
The third and final chapter of this bitch is dedicated to the girl you called a "five". Maybe you were rating her personality. She would have deserved that.
Miss "five", you sat near me by the window and proceeded to yell at your mother on your cell phone, "NO MOM, JUST LISTEN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD, DON'T INTERRUPT ME, NO LISTEN." You continued in your loud, patronizing voice, until you finally hung up, turned to your friend and said, "MY MOM IS SO STUPID."
Are you seven years old? Go to your room! You have no right to talk to your poor mother like that. From what I can tell, you were trying to explain to her how to opt out of the Dal insurance plan. I know students who have also had trouble doing that. Where will you be when your mother decides enough is enough?
In summary: be nice, assholes. Your actions certainly aren't getting you any positive attention.
Also, to the honk-happy girls out there, my boyfriend doesn't appreciate your attention either. It's not a double-standard.
---Next time you'll HEAR me bitch